Cell Tech

Have you ever wanted to gain 7 pounds in just 7 days? With cell tech hardcore I have gained at least 30 kilos of muscle, that is why I love my cell tech hardcore pro series. The delicious taste of the fruit punch cools me down after a long hot day as I feel it increasing the size of everything it moves through even my stomach. I also love my cell tech because it is scientifically shown to build 26x more rock-hard mass then creatine while delivering explosive strength to my muscles. This amazing drink has been designed by 44 of the best researchers in the world to deliver a muscle building formula that I can use to destroy freshmen in the gym. With beach season coming my cell tech hardcore pro series is all I need to be the best looking thing on the beach including all the girls swarming around me. If I forget to take my cell tech I start to look like Beavers. Don’t you want to look like me? If so, go to the gym and treat yourself to my favorite drink; cell tech hardcore pro series. Some people think that creatine and cell tech are bad for you and that all it does is fills your muscles with water in order to increase in mass. This, my friends, is not true because sometimes I eat the powder of the cell tech with no water and I can feel myself get bigger with every bite. How are my muscles filling with water if I don’t drink any? This cell tech formula is so delicious sometimes I even sprinkle the cell tech on my food in the dining hall to make it taste better. Cell tech really makes my life better and it is my favorite thing in the world.